A Day in the Mall

Ok everybody, who's been in a mall before? Yeah everybody, that's what I thought. You're all a bunch of conformists (except for those who just go to shop at hot topic). 

Malls are quite unique in a whole bunch of ways, and a lot of these bunches provide me with amusement. Take the aforementioned Hot Topic for example. Do I really want to express my individuality with care-bear shirts and black and purple hoodies? No thank you, I would much rather hang with those shirtless Hollister mannequins. (Sidenote: I just spelled mannequins right the first time. heck yeah! Also: google image turns up frightening things if you search "mannequin")

Did you know they scent their stores? Maybe everyone knew this, but I always thought everyone in there smelled the same (maybe they do, I don't know), and their combined scent wafted out into the main mall area. I recently discovered the actual store itself is scented like "Hollister." I've actually witnessed someone smell someone else and exclaim "You smell like Hollister!" OOH how exciting. 

I'm thinking now that I may have to include more on my musings about the mall because this little blurb doesn't really cover it. Maybe I'll do installments or something. Maybe I won't. Whatever, I'm making a pop-tart.

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