Sunday, December 14, 2008

Test Your Knowledge

Rather than rant to you about meaningless things, today I'm going to make you feel stupid for not knowing meaningless things. This is a quiz about AXE body spray, which has existed since 1983 in France but came to America right around the time I became socially conscious (2002). 

See if you can match the product description to the product name. I did not make any of this up; it is from that veritable mine of knowledge, Wikipedia, so you know its true. Go ahead try it (highlight inside parantheses for answers).

A. Pulse   B. Essence   C. Touch   D. Unlimited   E. Clix   F. Vice   G. Dark Temptation   H. Instinct   

Man: part good, part bad. An angel and yet a demon. (B)

According to the commercial, this fragrance will allow you to do limitless stunts and Jackie Chan-esque Kung-Fu (D)

Might make you into chocolate. This is good because then women will nibble on you. (G)

Gets women excited, simply by looking at the man wearing this scent (C)

 It gives geeks confidence, as well as sweet dance moves to impress the ladies (A)

Makes men so attractive, they need a mechanical counter to keep track of how many girls ogle them. (E)

Turns normal females into crazed nymphomaniacs. (F)

This scent is said to contain the smells of "Rare Leathers" [such as armadillo leather] (H)


ok I made up the bit about the armadillo leather

7 comments:

Cam said...

my guesses:

F
A
G
B
H
D
E
C

although those are all 100% guesses

Nathan said...

Wow. You were tragically off

Cam said...

saying that in 2003 you were socially conscious is the biggest lie this side of intelligent design

Nathan said...

This from the guy who couldn't figure out how to see the answers.

Cam said...

humph. well at least i am very aware of my own ineptitude.

in 2003, the middle school graduation dance occurred, and i don't think i have to continue for you to concede this battle.

Nathan said...

Didn't you bring a book to that dance?

Matt McGowen said...

I'm going with:
A
F
G
H
C
E
B
D