Attack of the Bullet Points!

- Blago has his own reality TV show!

- Sarah Palin continues to make headlines: the man she has appointed attorney general manages to be more controversial and awful than herself. He compared gay people to LIMA BEANS, labeled them degenerates of society, made jokes about domestic abuse and rape (“There wouldn’t be an issue with domestic violence if women would learn to keep their mouths shut.”), and many many other bizarre and terrible things. Sometimes I worry, but this is all going on in the distant and deeply irrelevant land of Alaska, so mostly I chuckle. Nervously, though.

- Pirates? Discuss.

- It seems that a healthy percentage of my year, if not an actually majority, are currently dormless for next year. If you are one of the multitude who has no bloody idea where you're living next year: You may have my pity, if not my futon.

- Hulk Hogan was quoted yesterday as saying he can "totally understand" OJ Simpson...

- (this is for baseball fans from Boston, which I'm aware may not be our most populous demographic) So what about Timmay Wake flirting with the no-no Wednesday? Oldest starter in the American League, I'll let you know.

- On a related note, the Yankees lost 10-2 in the first game in the new Yankee Stadium. And I am gleeful.

- My friends and I made it through all three seasons of Arrested Development, and are now starting Freaks and Geeks. Which, somehow, is even better. WHY DOES NO ONE WATCH DECENT TV SHOWS AND DOOM THEM TO BE CANCELED BY FOX? WHY!?

- I have no classes tomorrow, and it is supposed to be sunny and 65. I plan on canoeing, tossing frisbees around, and generally having an amazing day. Byah! <-- Howard Dean noise