"Cliffhanger" features Sylvester Stallone as an emotionally distraught mountain-climbing-rescue-guy who gets forced into helping John Lithgow (the bald guy from "3rd Rock from the Sun") locate some cases of money he accidentally dropped while robbing a plane over the Rocky Mountains. Needless to say, he uses his badass climbing skills to escape and then proceeds to mess with the bad guys' plans throughout the movie. His shenanigans range from strapping a tracking device to a bunny (adorable!) to ramming a guy with a freakin' stalactite. Its possible you may think those italics were unnecessary, but that is probably because you forgot that stalactites are the ones that hang from the ceiling. Therefore, Stallone lifted a guy over his head and rammed him into a spiky rock. Hell yes. (dear god let google image have a picture)
Normally I'm a fan of cheeky black criminals with British accents, but the one above totally had it coming. As I was pondering the (admittedly simple) plot of "Cliffhanger" I realized that quite literally the movie is "Die Hard" on a mountain. Replace British criminals with vaguely Slavic ones, and John Lithgow with Alan Rickman and you're halfway there.
Now I should mention that's not necessarily a bad thing. If anything, Hollywood should make more "Die Hard" based movies. The badassery of Bruce Willis could probably even sustain a ripoff starring Keanu Reeves.
Oh yeah. That one was called "Speed."
8 comments:
do not jest about replacing alan rickman or any character he plays.
your love affair with Alan Rickman never ceases to creep me out.
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