This little boy was very happy because he was coming home from Disney Land. As he dozed in the back of his parents Ford Explorer, he was comforted by dreams of his stuffed animals waiting for him at home. As the car bounced over the initial bump of his driveway, he excitedly awoke. "Finally home!" he thought as he fumbled for his glasses. "Now I can do what I've been waiting all week to do!" What was that you may ask? It was to greet his beanie babies of course.
The little boy burst through his door, tearing through the darkened hall way. He sprinted up the carpeted steps to the second floor, and slid down the slick hardwood of the hall to his bedroom. Just as he was rounding the corner at top speed, there was a sickening thud and a blinding light before his eyes. The little boy had ran straight into the edge of his door!
His beanie babies looked on as his parents picked up the bleeding child, and began to make arrangements for the gaping wound in his head to be sewn up. He took his favorite snow leopard to the hospital with him.
THE END
4 comments:
maybe i deserved that. well told, at any rate. kudos especially for "fumbled for his glasses." incidentally, have you noticed how for example it says that was posted at 9:28 when it was actually 12:28... makes it look like you posted it wednesday when it's technically thursday i suppose, so not entirely bad
I'm going to be disappointed if you don't tell an equally embarrassing story about me.
i'll save it for a rainy day, metaphorically.
and by metaphorically, i mean get your coat. also, well told. i feel as if i know that house, and those carpeted steps, and that initial bump. oh well, coincidence. cameron i got a big surprise for you. nathan already knows, you should try and beat it out of him.
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