Which brings me to my next point: the letter "C" is a parasite upon an otherwise happy alphabet family. Before you leap to any conclusions about my admittedly questionable sanity, please to hear me out.
Try and think of a function that "C" fulfills that another letter does not already perform. Cat=kat cecilia=sesilia. Makes sense right? C is like that guy in office space who "Interfaces" between the salesman and the engineers. Couldn't they just talk to each other? Couldn't they?? He's fulfilling a purpose, but its a repetitive and useless one. Imagine poor K and S just sitting out thinking "What the hell, I could be DOING that man."
That's all I have to say on that particular subject matter, but as I was writing this I decided to put some disclaimers at the bottom. Number one, maybe you don't get the office space reference, but someone will. Also if you try and bring up the "ch" sound, well you just shut your pie-hole k? Is this your blog? No, didn't think so.
4 comments:
Um...Dear Nate,
Your last name starts with a "C"...how would you feel if it were to be change to a "K"...I don't believe you would like it that much. Just throwing it out there
im gonna have to agree with you here. even though removing c for k would also move me back in the alphabetical order of life removing c would improve the alphabete. 25 is a much more rounded and overall better number than 26.
you are weird
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