Collected Thoughts

I'm not in the mood for writing anything with a central theme or unifying message, so here is a rambling list of thoughts I've had.

• At McDonalds, you can ask for special sauce and shredded lettuce to be put on your value menu double cheeseburger, and it effectively becomes a $1 Big Mac. I realize this may excite me more than it does a normal person. (Credit goes to the mysterious large man in front of me in line who ordered this)
  

• Pearl of a witticism: "He's so full of himself, I'm surprised there's room for internal organs."

• Has anyone read "The Terminal Man" by Michael Crichton? If so you should look at this.

• Ski Resorts in Pennsylvania are so proud of being ski resorts in Pennsylvania that I found myself enjoying skiing just because I was afraid of hurting their feelings.

• I hope you like hyperlinks as much as I like MAKING THEM

I have a question for those 3 or 4 people who actually comment on this blog: Jizz in My Pants or I'm on a Boat?