Buses

On my way back from a Frisbee tournament this weekend I was stuck in a good old yellow school bus for a few hours, and I got to noticing some things.

• Has anyone wondered what's in the mysterious "Bodily Fluids Clean-up Kit"? My guess is a bunch of sawdust and a shiny sticker to make the kid who just earned himself the title of "Kid who barfed on the bus and it smelled, like, really bad" for the rest of his school days feel better.
• Those cameras that watch the entire bus. I can't help but be creeped out by the constantly blinking red light letting elementary age kids know they're being watched. (Not to say that they don't have their uses)
• Can anyone name all the exits in a school bus?...............................I bet you forgot the POP OUT WINDSHIELD. (I was a cautious child)
• During my happy years in South Elementary School, I had a bus driver who would bring a super-soaker on the last day of school and squirt kids as they got off. This wasn't any pansy super-soaker either. Smaller kids would routinely be knocked over. (Anyone else remember Mike the bus driver?)
• What's the deal with the small seat in the back that was known as "The retard seat"? I can't imagine it was actually for the mentally handicapped...
• Cam? Any quirks you care to pass on? Leave a comment fool!