Pontiac Aztek:
I don't know what kind of substance the designers for this car were on, but it must have been only marginally stronger than the stuff the people who actually purchased this ugly beast were dosing.
"OK guys, this SUV is going to be called the Aztek, and Aztek kinda rhymes with Pontiac so we can't go wrong. What should we do to make it stand out?"
"Undersized wheels!" "Two Grills!" "A gap where the hood meets the fender!" "Lots of Plastic!"
PT Cruiser:
This car actually makes me angry it's so ugly. It's as if one of those sweet roadsters that have an engine sticking out the hood gave birth to a creepy child that the family doesn't like to talk about. Even worse are the ones with the faux wood paneling. Do you think you're a surfer from the fifties? DO YOU? BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT.
Saturn SL2
This car is just a straight up eyesore. If you look quickly, you could almost be fooled into thinking it has some semblance of DeLorean-esque coolness, but in reality the SL2 looks more like a vacuum cleaner. Also it is the vehicle of choice for Andrew Dwyer.
Toyota Prius:
I understand the Prius is going rid America of foreign oil dependency, save the environment, and bring your dead cat Sniffles back to life, but seriously, it is one ugly vehicle. Yes it's an efficient combination of gas and electric power, but it looks more like a hybrid between a pregnant horse and a station wagon.
F*** this. I'm buying a Mini Cooper.
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